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🍭🕷️ Unreview: Kafka's Cheeseburger
Mar. 26th, 2026 10:42 pmUnreview: Kafka’s Cheeseburger
( Game Description )
This, unfortunately, was one of the first solo games I encountered and it put me off them for a good while.
It has an interesting mechanic where you roll a d12 for results but might be able to choose between more than one category: 1, prime, divisible by 3/4/5, so 5 can be ‘prime’ or ‘divisible by 5’
Unfortunately all prompts are cheeseburger-related.
You journal ‘this happens, what do I do’ and keep rolling until you reach an exit condition.
It’s a whimsical little thing that should not take too long to complete, but even turning this into a cheese-free vegan experience without tomatoes and without the bun (hold the ketchup) I cannot bring myself to ‘play’.
I am, in fact, so repulsed by it that a new verdict was born. I don’t actually hate spiders.
( Game Description )
This, unfortunately, was one of the first solo games I encountered and it put me off them for a good while.
It has an interesting mechanic where you roll a d12 for results but might be able to choose between more than one category: 1, prime, divisible by 3/4/5, so 5 can be ‘prime’ or ‘divisible by 5’
Unfortunately all prompts are cheeseburger-related.
You journal ‘this happens, what do I do’ and keep rolling until you reach an exit condition.
It’s a whimsical little thing that should not take too long to complete, but even turning this into a cheese-free vegan experience without tomatoes and without the bun (hold the ketchup) I cannot bring myself to ‘play’.
I am, in fact, so repulsed by it that a new verdict was born. I don’t actually hate spiders.
